Fuck Buddy: someone you like for one purpose....get laid and get out. No idle chit chat, no post orgasmic cuddle, no nothing. Make me cum and don't let the door hit ya on the way out. Traditional wam-bam-thank you ma'am. Your one night stand might turn into a once a week, once a month or once a year. You don't care. Just get your sweet ass over and do that thing you do.
Friends with Benefits: someone you hang out with, forward dirty texts to, can talk to, watch a movie on the couch with, will invite them to a BBQ, a movie, Nascar parties, play tennis, etc and know that eventually the clothes will be coming off. Most times can be followed up with either more sex, breakfast, and a fond kiss goodbye.
Dating: you are escorting or accompanying them out and about. You even tell your best friend about them. You would consider a nice birthday card and flowers for her birthday and at some point the clothes are coming off. And spending the night isn't such a big deal. You may or may not be seeing someone else. Of course, if you are seeing someone else you are up front about it because you take pride in being a decent human being. And not telling is grounds for bumping you to not with someone else's pussy status.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend: Well, you're having sex, going out, told your best friend, and now possibly your family. You are obligated to family functions not limited to weddings, funerals, and baby showers. And you are now OFF limits to anyone else without express consent of the other partner. And yes, that does include her sister, the sexy girl who pours your coffee at the diner, and the hottie who moved next door. Of course, the first time your girlfriend looks at you coyly and suggests bringing her best friend in your bedroom as she is stroking your hard cock you almost explode right there and consider marrying her and keeping her to yourself.
After that, it's all over. What's next. More importantly, who's next? The cycle repeats itself.
Ugh. It's enough to wonder why you keep throwing yourself out there. I have the answer to that too...or at least WHY I do.
1)Sex. Pure and simple. It's a human biological need. Rates right after air, food, water, and chocolate. I need it. At least twice a week. Preferably twice a day. I'm. So. Not. Kidding.
2)Feeds an human contact need. I'm sorry. There is nothing more intoxicating that those hands on your ass bringing you in closer at you inhale their scent and feel the curves and contours of their body right before their mouth descends on yours. The heat of their fingers both soothes and burns your own skin and your head spins.
3)Emotional need: Don't ya love that delicious tummy flutter and stupid ass grin you get when you know you are about to cum at least a dozen times, sometimes without him even touching you. It's that 'look' he gives you. That naughty text. The way he strokes your face while he's dropping butterfly kisses all over your face. You can't help it. You are only human.
Yeah. That stuff makes me dust myself off, put on the mini skirt,thigh highs, heels, and easy access panties and yell "NEXT!"
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